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Writer's pictureConnor McDowell

Alien portal not a threat, says expert (satire)

Updated: Dec 22, 2022

Far-right claim not to be trusted, if you're a good Canadian

OTTAWA - Prime Minister Trudeau appointed an alien to cabinet today five hours after it was discovered near Yellowknife, Northwest Territories. The diversity and inclusion move "set the standard" for breaking down systemic interplanetary specie-ism in Canada.


GLuk-bnar's first move was to ease border restrictions in Canada. It opened a portal to Deathbarracks 7, its species's military cluster near Andromeda. Despite far-right claims, this is not a threat to national security, says minister of truth expert Sanjit Whitecloud-Smith

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