Connor McDowell, Feb 9th 2022
OTTAWA,. This morning in a strategical move against protestors, Prime Minister Trudeau signed documents, rezoning downtown Ottawa into a parking lot.
"It's a great day for democracy" said the prime minister. "I have ended the protests peacefully for all Canadians."
Trudeau then sped off in a 1995 Toyota Camry. Sources say he is headed for lake country.
NDP leader Jagmeet Singh was very supportive.
"This is a man who can lead. This is two birds with one stone."
Outside parliament, thousands of truckers were left scratching their heads.
Joe Buck is a 37-year-old truck driver from Northern Alberta.
"I've been here with my son for the past two weeks, you know, he scored his first goal here. We gotta keep the trucks together, so we tie knots, you know. He's even learnin' to tie knots."
Buck has since been jailed for possession, and intent to fill jerry cans. Bail was set to $65,000 but a GiveSendGo is currently over $1.5million.
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